Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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