whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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