I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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