You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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