I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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