He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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