Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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