Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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