Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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