I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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