Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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