We won't sleep together?
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THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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