I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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