can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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