I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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