I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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