i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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