You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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