just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
