Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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