So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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