All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't think brook has ever known best
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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