He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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