im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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