I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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