I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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