I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
True strength comes from lack of pants
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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