No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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