I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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