I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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