She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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