Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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