If that was your dad, he is hot
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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