I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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