If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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