You're so nebulous sometimes
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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