Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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