I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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