In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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