His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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