They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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