is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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