just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You're completely useless in the revolution.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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