well you can't waste a boner
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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