everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He better not be in your backpack
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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