ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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