I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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