nut hugger
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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