And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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