you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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