How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
We need to get me chipped asap
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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