yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Damn victory sex feels great
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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