after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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