You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize
