oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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