I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
