So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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